fuck yeah twilight related lulz!
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August 29, 2009
Harry: Where are we going, Professor?
Dumbledore: Alright! I can’t keep it in any longer! Cedric Diggory didn’t die! We transported him to America and now he’s a vampire named Edward Cullen under the Wizarding protection program! And now we’re taking you to NYC so that you can be undercover as a horse fondler.
Harry: …
